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You know the economy is bad…

The economy is so bad that:

  • I got a predeclined credit card offer in the mail
  • I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked “can you afford fries with that?”
  • Executives and Physicians are playing miniature golf
  • When you get a check back marked “Insufficient funds” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them
  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox shares are trading higher than GM
  • McDonald’s is selling the Quarter Ouncer
  • Parents in Manhattan are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names
  • A truckload if Americans was caught trying to sneak into Mexico
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore
  • Starbucks decided to curtail their plans for expansion. OK, just kidding.

A little levity is always a good thing.

This post courtesy of a forwarded email. (Attributable to an anonymous funny guy)

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